Funny Birthday Greetings for Turning 50

Greeting ideas for someone turning 50:

There's a healthy dose of humor to be expected from writing greetings. Especially for Birthdays, and especially for someone's 50th birthday! In this post you'll find 30 greeting ideas for a birthday card for someone turning 50!

1 - You're not Old, You're Mid-Century Modern

2 - "Turning 50 is like being a fine cheese - you just keep getting smellier and more expensive. Cheers to that!"

3 - "Fifty years of wisdom, experience, and... um, well, let's just focus on the wisdom and experience, shall we?"

4 - Holy Cow!
You're half
a hundred!

5 - "Fifty years of wisdom, experience, and... um, well, let's just focus on the wisdom and experience, shall we?"

6 - "Fifty years of wisdom, experience, and... um, well, let's just focus on the wisdom and experience, shall we?"

7 - Holy Cow!
You're half
a hundred!

8 - "Fifty years of wisdom, experience, and... um, well, let's just focus on the wisdom and experience, shall we?"